caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

If this gets 120,000 notes I will try out for American Idol singing The Krusty Krab Pizza

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

1 minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2013.

another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2014

mclolnalds:

if i had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong, i could pay for college, semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash.

blowfob:

fall out babies

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

releasethedoves:

infinity on high clear splatter vinyl // 2,500 copies

pizzaswag:

mark hoppus’ fatherly relationship with every big name pop punk band makes me smile

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

mishas-assbutts:

Jared, Jensen, Misha and the wrestling story.

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these fuckers I swear to Chuck

ZT