tru friends ignore each other’s acne
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"
maybe university isn’t a good idea
maybe becoming a tree is a good idea
I LITERALLY START SCREAMING
i thought Dan was going to kiss Phil god why
*Dan’s face tho*
My main dilemma when I see a pretty girl is am I jealous of her or attracted to her? Do I want to be her or date her?
Josh Dun at Debby Ryan's 21st Birthday Party.[x]
7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was madeanus georg
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
why does this happen